My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
(via angels-and-alcohol)
AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS
nope nope nope nope nope. i won’t survive. pls send help
ACTING
WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
(Source: supjono, via fouracesdave)
- ghost: floats out of closet and up to bed
- ghost: gets closer
- ghost: and closer
- me: screams
- ghost: checks my laptop
- ghost: oh... you reblogged the post within 20 minutes. my bad
- ghost: floats back into closet
i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck
(via castleismyoneanddone)










